POEMS
If you want to read my poems, you should click here to buy my debut collection, Pub Stuntman. It contains my very best poems, none of which is available on this site. You can also download my spoken word album, Jesus Buys Me Cigarettes, from iTunes. I used to post a Poem O’ The Week every Wednesday on my blog.
Each year, towards the end of November, I write 100 poems in a day, and those poems are available below, along with some old ones. Be warned, the old ones mostly suck – but I include them here out of apathy, a sense of completeness and questionable nostalgia.
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The Impossible Deathbed Lament Of Scrooge McDuck